24 2010

Daily Quote: Edinburgh Fringe 2010 best jokes

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今年爱丁堡边缘艺术节(Edinburgh Fringe)上评选出来的10大最佳笑话,看看你能看懂几个吧,我就没看懂第7和第10个。

1) Tim Vine “I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.”

2) David Gibson “I’m currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.”

3) Emo Philips “I picked up a hitch hiker. You’ve got to when you hit them.”

4) Jack Whitehall “I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say ‘bought’, I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.”

5) Gary Delaney “As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.”

6) John Bishop “Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.”

7) Bo Burnham “What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.”

8) Gary Delaney “Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it’s what he would have wanted.”

9) Robert White “For Vanessa Feltz, life is like a box of chocolates: Empty.”

10) Gareth Richards “Wooden spoons are great. You can either use them to prepare food. Or, if you can’t be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub…”

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3 Responses to “Daily Quote: Edinburgh Fringe 2010 best jokes”

  1. Mayon 24 九 2010 at 02:57

    7 — Frederic Names was a famous French architect of the 19th century who lost both arms and an eye in the Napoleonic wars.

  2. Yeon 11 六 2011 at 08:10

    The answer is here for number 10.
    http://forums.windowsforum.org/index.php?showtopic=46121

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